Horseback
Riding Contributed by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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If
the world was a logical place,
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. |
The
Jewish Dog Contributed by Mike of New York (Even if I don't know any Jewish words, I still got
the joke --- Raoul)
Morty visits Dr. Saul,
the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."

"It's
a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk,"
says Morty.
"He can talk?!" the doubting doctor asks.

"Watch
this!" Morty points to the dog and commands:
" Seth, Fetch!"
Seth the dog,
begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says:

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"So
why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around
like I'm nothing.
And you only call me when you want something. And then you make
me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis. You give me this fahkahkta
food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet.
It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever
take me for a decent walk?
NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe
if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so
much!
I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!"
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Dr. Saul is amazed,
"This is remarkable! So, what's the problem?"
Morty says, "He has a hearing problem!
I said 'Fetch,' not 'Kvetch."
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on the comic strip below to view an enlargement.

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Videos
of the week:
Terrorizing
People with Michael Jackson Moves Contributed
by Kyle of Virginia
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The Thriller in the
streets.
Funny reactions. Wouldn't it be a blast if a lot of people did this
around Halloween?
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ISIS
Silent Gun Drill
Contributed by Mike of New York
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This show-off gets what he deserves.
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YouTube
Ads of the Decade
Contributed by Peter Paul of S. Pasadena
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With 140 million hits, Turkish Airlines' "Kobe
vs. Messi: The Selfie Shootout" is supposed to be the most
popular YouTube ad of the decade. I'm surprised. But it's hard to
argue with numbers. My favorite was the "Little Darth Vader"
and the "Van Damme Split." My least was the "Like
a Girl" ad. What about you?
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Boomer Buys a Harrier Aircraft
Contributed by Don of Kelowna, B.C.
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Inspirational story of a senior citizen who went
against all odds to purchase a favorite toy --- a military war machine
--- the Harrier Jump Jet.
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Evolving Logos
Contributed by Peter Paul of S. Pasadena
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Did you know that I'm a graphic designer and that
I designed the 42nd
GRAMMY Awards millenium logo that was broadcast all over the
world? Yup! That's my claim to fame. If you're like me, you'll enjoy
this page showing the evolution of 12 famous brands.
One of my pet peeves are clients who insist on putting too many
symbolism in a logo. For me, the simpler the logo, the more memorable
and the better the brand. Learn from the trend.
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God Whispers
Contributed by Rodney of Manitoba, B.C.
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Ever since the "fall" man has detached
himself from God. This video is a good reminder that it isn't up
to God ... but up to us to rekindle that relationship.
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Truth: Difference between Westerners and East Asians Contributed
by Art of Pasadena
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This is not a video but an article. If you live in
a cultural melting pot like Los Angeles it's important to understand
our differences.
TGIF
people!
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Comments
Anonymous
Sun, 06/14/2015 - 14:56
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Useful Jokes
I use your jokes at the convalescent ministry. They get a kick out of them.
Gary, La Habra, CA
Anonymous
Sun, 06/14/2015 - 14:58
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Questions about End Times
HI RAOUL: HOW MANY KIDS DID THIS LADY HAVE? IS SHE WIDOWED OR DIVORCED? DOES SHE HAVE FRIENDS AND/OR A SUPPORT SYSTEM OF SOME KIND? DOES SHE GO TO THE SENIOR CENTER, DOES SHE LIKE TO COOK, GO TO MOVIES, SUN BATH, HAVE A PEDICURE, ETC ?
Heather of La Habra, CA
Anonymous
Sun, 06/14/2015 - 14:58
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Deeper
Glad to see you are enjoying what you do. You go deeper than just hobnobbing with the rich and famous. You go deeper into the person, just like a good artist should.
Dette of Mindanao, Philippines
Anonymous
Sun, 06/14/2015 - 15:00
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Enjoyed it
Hi bro! Thank you for the TGIF. I enjoyed the evolving logos.
Have a good weekend.
Rick of Chino Hills, CA