The Perfect Woman

Waiting for the Superbowl

   Some people are all excited and preparing for the Super Bowl this Sunday. Not me. Some people are planning some outlandish romantic surprise for Valentine's Day. Not me. Some people can't wait for the next episode of Donton Abbey. That's so not me!

   Do you feel like you're a pawn being manipulated by some evil mastermind in this wonderful game called hype? "Hey look at all those people going wild over this quarterback. Maybe I should be wild and crazy like them too." or how about "Did you see what butler No. 1 did to nanny no. 5 last night?" — Well, it's obvious I don't watch that show ... but you get what I mean.

   Ironically, the shows that ooze with pretense are the news programs. Ever notice how those newscaster eyebrows slant almost 90 degrees to convey to their adoring public that they really really care for the dummy who lost his little doggie? But what is truly amazing is that people want to believe it. Now that's "hype!"

   I'm in such a mood ain't I? Sorry but I want to root for someone but I don't really care for the rival teams this year and I've run out of good shows to watch. (I still don't think I'll ever watch that show with the British servants) But you guys have fun this Sunday! Me, I'm just looking forward to the commercials. TGIF!

Wisdom from Rodney of Manitoba, BC
Words of Wisdom

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent ...
I never know what they are planning.

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Tom and Art of Pasadena; Charlie of New Jersey; Rey of Simi Valley; Jatinder of La Habra; and Rodney of Manitoba.

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The Perfect Woman
Sent in by Tom of Pasadena, CA

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and they chat until breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

That morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been SO incredible!

"You know, he said, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies ...

"You just happened to catch my eye!"

(There's a lesson here somewhere --- Raoul)

The 3 Rings of a Romantic Relationship
Sent in by Jatinder of La Habra, CA

Engagement Ring

Wedding Ring


Videos of the week:

Pepsi Max Test Drive 2
Tom of Pasadena, CA

Pepsi Taxi Driver scare

If you haven't seen the 1st episode don't worry. You can still enjoy this video.

Tour of the New York One World Observatory
Tom of Pasadena, CA

One World Observatory

This amazing "historical" museum opens May 29, 2016. Tickets are under $30. You HAVE to go here! I plan to do that if it coincides with my son's graduation from Columbia University.

Problems of Women in Combat
Art of Pasadena, CA

Problems of Women Soldiers

This is a link to an interesting article from a woman who's been there. Makes you wonder about this whole equality agenda doesn't it? Are we forcing a square peg into a round hole?

Singaporean Daredevil Sales Girl
Rey of Simi Valley, CA

Sales Girl Pickup

This is Singapore's version of the first video. I like the last segment.

Table Tennis: Philippines vs. France
Charlie of New Jersey

Ping Pong Philippines vs France

Let's end our time together with one of the funniest ping pong matched ever recorded. These two guys are just having fun.

TGIF People!

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