Catholic
Humor: Heavenly Welcome Contributed by Tom of Pasadena.
You
need to understand Catholic culture to get this.
Two priests,
one Jesuit and one Franciscan, were killed in a terrible
car crash arrived at the "Pearly Gates" and St Peter greeted
them.

There
was music and a great crowd, all greeting the Jesuit --- there
was St Isaac Jogue, St John Brébouf, followed by St Francis Xavier,
etc. and finally, St Ignatius Loyola. Then came the Apostles, Angels and,
as the music changed, the Blessed Virgin came out, all greeting the
Jesuit. Lastly, Jesus himself welcomed the Jesuit into the
heavenly kingdom.

The doors
closed, it got very quiet and the Franciscan stood there, a little
worried and puzzled.

Just then, a small
door opened and a Franciscan friar appeared out of a small door in the
gate and started to sweep. The Franciscan asked if he had missed
something because he was a little puzzled. The old friar said, "No,
go on in."

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The
Franciscan was even more confused and
said, "But my friend, the Jesuit, had everyone, the founder
and even the Blessed Virgin welcome him. Why is there no fanfare?
Am I not welcome?"
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"Oh,
you are welcome, my son," said the old
friar, "we have friars come in all the time, but it's been 327
years since we had a Jesuit."

Conflicting
Aging Messages Contributed by Naomi of North Hollywood, CA
The mind
says "YES" but ...

the body
says "What the heck are you thinking?!"
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of Santa Monica, CA
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A funny, animal-loving video just in time for the
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Art
of Sierra Madre, CA
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Anxiety Depression Disorder is a rare psychological
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courageously sought to overcome her fears by joining one of the
most stressful contests on television --- "America's Got Talent."
You go girl!
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Mentalist
Lior Suchard in Late Late Show Contributor:
Charlie
of New Jersey
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Unbelievable! Stupefying! Amazing! Can Lior actually
read minds? You decide!
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