TGIF Quickie Contributed by Tom of Pasadena, CA

Potato
Story Contributed by Charlie of New Jersey

A Girl
Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally
they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called
'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time,
they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out
and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with
a bunch of tater tots. Yam said not to worry, no spud would
get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on
the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato
told Yam To watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and
the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when
she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side
of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito
Lay.'

Mr. and
Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University )
so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in
spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she
was going to marry John Madden.
"John Madden?!?!"
Mr. And
Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry
John Madden because he's just ...
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sure?
OK! Here
it is! --- a Sports COMMON-TATER!

Super Bowl 2017 First come, first serve! Thanks to Mike of New York and
Charlie of New Jersey who passed on this opportunity to my readers ---
Raoul
Let me
know if you are interested.
A bud
of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares,
accommodations, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this
is going to be on the same day as his wedding so he can't go.
If you're interested
and want to go instead of him, go to St. Peter's Church on 23rd street
in Nashville TN, at 3 pm.
Look for Louise. She's
5'4", about 125 lbs., nice body, great legs, and is a good cook.
She makes $130,000 a year!
She will be the one
in the white dress.
(Sorry. If you
didn't figure it out yet, this is a joke. --- Raoul)
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