Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/19/2015 - 01:39
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 17:08
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/16/2015 - 03:33
The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 14:21
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 04/26/2015 - 01:26
Latest News: 49 mins ago:
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:09
Jerry decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/14/2015 - 04:00
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 13:49
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 16:36
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:06
The boss was concerned that his employees weren't giving him enough respect, so he tried an old-fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said "I'm the Boss" and taped it to his door.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/27/2014 - 16:07
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:05
Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/13/2014 - 02:49
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman --- "which book has helped you most in your life?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/06/2014 - 15:08
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."
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