Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/12/2016 - 13:39
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/23/2016 - 03:25
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?”
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/01/2016 - 16:54
As she sat by him, he whispered, his eyes full of tears….
"You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 14:39
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/06/2015 - 02:00
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/14/2015 - 04:00
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/10/2014 - 14:12
A husband goes to police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife.Husband
: I lost my
wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What's her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:50
My good lady and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
"Did you smell that food?" she said, "it smelt incredible!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/25/2014 - 14:03
Husband:
Honey, a car has hit me near the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head
was very strong; fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/12/2014 - 01:03
A little girl asked her father,
"How did the human race start?"
The father answered,
"God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/28/2014 - 10:09
A new study has found that women with large backsides live longer than men who mention it.