Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/06/2016 - 03:04
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/22/2015 - 07:05
I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:09
Jerry decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/07/2015 - 01:55
Because I care about you, I want you to get checked outto make sure you're healthy and will be around longer!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 16:36
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/10/2015 - 02:16
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems colder.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 11/30/2014 - 01:40
Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy
Officer: That's no way to address an officer!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/21/2014 - 12:47
Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/13/2014 - 02:00
Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/02/2014 - 10:50
My good lady and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.
"Did you smell that food?" she said, "it smelt incredible!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 10/06/2013 - 06:05
Two airmen, Jones and Davis, were
assigned to the induction center, where they advised new recruits about
their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. Airman Davis went
right to it with an enthusiastic pitch.