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Answers by Failed Students

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 09/29/2017 - 16:11
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?

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Game Show Night

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/29/2017 - 15:33
My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to fool around?"

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Unlucky Pirate

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 17:05
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

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Jewish Grandmother

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:06
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.

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Water in the Carburetor

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 12/27/2014 - 16:07
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

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Missing

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/10/2014 - 14:12
A husband goes to police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife.

Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : What's her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?

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Window Replacement

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 16:43
Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Then this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still had not paid for them.

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