Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 12/27/2015 - 01:38
Did you miss me last Friday? I'm sorry I could not send out my TGIF mail a week ago. I was still in Nigeria and there was no internet connection in the village I was in.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/17/2015 - 09:00
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it ...
I'm having a real good time just as I am!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 15:43
MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER :
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/26/2015 - 06:51
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/05/2015 - 11:31
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/28/2015 - 16:14
Two little boys are in the hospital prior to having their operations.
One boy leans over and asks. "What are you having done?"
The second boy says. "I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm afraid."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/26/2015 - 18:04
Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:00
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/23/2015 - 01:35
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/16/2015 - 03:33
The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:09
Jerry decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/20/2015 - 15:26
A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/14/2015 - 07:46
None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me insane, Tyrone!"
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 13:49
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:20
A penny saved is a government oversight.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.
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