Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/22/2014 - 10:12
A famous efficiency expert was lecturing to a senior MBA class at Harvard.
He concluded his lecture with a note of caution. He said, "I just want to warn you that you don't want to try these efficiency techniques at home."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/01/2014 - 16:49
(I don't usually use other artist's works but I had to make an exception with this one from the great Charles Schultz --- Raoul)
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/04/2014 - 11:21
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach," replied the little boy.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/13/2014 - 02:00
Two little boys, ages 3 and 5, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/07/2014 - 01:32
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/17/2014 - 01:22
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two draft beers please."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:58
The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/01/2014 - 03:09
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/11/2014 - 02:13
One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.
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