Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 02/11/2018 - 03:51
Always remember you're unique...
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/03/2016 - 10:49
"People my age are so much older than me."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 03/12/2016 - 08:21
A policeman was interrogating 3 airheads who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first airhead a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/27/2016 - 02:23
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/29/2016 - 14:39
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/13/2015 - 10:12
Here is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers:
Question: Are you Male or Female?
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 08/28/2015 - 16:14
Two little boys are in the hospital prior to having their operations.
One boy leans over and asks. "What are you having done?"
The second boy says. "I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm afraid."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 04/11/2015 - 02:36
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says "Get treatment for $50; if not cured get back $100."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/21/2015 - 12:58
Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:59
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/25/2014 - 17:09
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green....