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Theater Seats for a Senior

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/18/2017 - 03:19
An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.

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Senior Halloween

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 15:47
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you...

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Deep Thinking

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 02/11/2017 - 03:37
A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

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Pig Story

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/20/2015 - 16:24
A farmer had 5 female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

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Senior Halloween

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 10/24/2015 - 00:51
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when :
10. You get winded from knocking on the door...

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Sick Leave

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 07/17/2015 - 13:56
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

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The Jewish Dog

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/06/2015 - 02:00
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."

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Aphorisms

Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Mon, 04/06/2015 - 15:10
The nicest thing about the future is ...
that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog ...
but only kindness will make him wag his tail..

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