Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 13:37
Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 00:38
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 08/22/2015 - 07:05
I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 07/11/2015 - 01:24
A Japanese couple were arguing about how to perform the Forbidden Dance of a Thousand Moons.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:00
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:26
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 06/06/2015 - 02:00
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem."
Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/16/2015 - 03:33
The CEO of a large firm goes on a road trip with his wife. They pull over a gas station to fill up the tank.
Later, the CEO steps inside the facility to pay the cashier. He then notices that his wife gets into an animated conversation with one of the gas station attendants.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 05/09/2015 - 02:06
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sun, 03/01/2015 - 01:33
I heard it was so cold in DC today that the politicians had their hands in their own pockets!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 13:49
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/17/2015 - 14:31
What do we want?!!
Better Memory!!
When do we want it?!!
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 01/10/2015 - 02:16
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems colder.
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Fri, 12/19/2014 - 15:05
Paddy texts his wife... "Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes..."
Submitted by RaoulTGIF on Sat, 11/01/2014 - 01:38
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
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