| The Kingdom of DirtBy Jim Friend
 
  ust last month, much to my satisfaction, I was 
          approved to go to Afghanistan by the Army Public Affairs Office (PAO) 
          for a media embed via Regional Command East at Camp Hughie near Jalalabad. 
          My buddy from bull-riding school, Dave Disi, had sort of casually invited 
          me to come to Afghanistan sometime during the summer, and I had kind 
          of brushed it off, thinking it was probably somewhere in the realm of 
          unlikely. I can't even remember how we got started talking about it 
          again, but over the course of the fall, I applied to the PAO for an 
          embed. I gave it about a 50/50 chance. Even so and sure enough, a merciful 
          and gracious God saw fit to approve yet another amazing adventure for 
          me, which thankfully has become a common occurrence in my life over 
          the last couple of years. This, however, would top them all. This would 
          be the trip of a lifetime: Heading off into an active war zone, a place 
          where people like myself are hated just for the sake of nationality, 
          where the abducted of my ilk have their heads cut off with buck knives 
          because of the reprehensible colors of their country's flag, their religion, 
          the color of their skin, or wearing the wrong style of hat. A land where 
          the Taliban Dirt Pirates were birthed and the big skinny boy Osama bin 
          Laden cut his teeth on international treachery, and mentally whipped 
          himself into a religious psychosis. Excellent, let's roll.
 Including layovers, it took about 35 hours to get to 
          Kabul. An interesting thing about going to Afghanistan is that if you 
          don't mind not being under the protection of the military, you don't 
          have to have any special approval to roll over there, you can just go. 
          You'd think if you were going to a war zone, you'd have to get some 
          sort of government sanction or stamp of approval, but no. And it's relatively 
          cheap. Only $1,800 currently separates you from being headhunted in 
          the streets of Kabul three weeks from now if that's what you want. You 
          can buy the tickets tomorrow. Although difficult to find, some ticket 
          agencies (like kayak), will book the whole round trip flight for you. 
          You're just one simple click of a button away from being a war tourist. 
          C'mon dude, let's roll. Buy me a ticket along with yours and I'll show 
          you around.  Getting ready for our night flight to Jalalabad.
 After a really interesting couple of days in Kabul, 
          complete with a rather major Taliban assault on several buildings within 
          a mile or so of my hotel the day before I arrived (check the travelingboy 
          archive for that story), I finally made it to Bagram Air Base. Other 
          than the occasional mortar round and constant threat of terrorist attack, 
          life at Bagram seemed rather idyllic. By my estimation in my brief time 
          there, the 22,000 folks working on base generally seemed to be rather 
          stoked. There's even a pizza delivery service if you want it. After 
          a few days of delays in Bagram, I was finally off to Jalalabad via a 
          night flight on a Chinook. The automatic gunfire from the side-door 
          and rear gunner half-way through the ride under the warm light of a 
          nearly full moon didn't hurt the experience at all either. Way cool. 
          The next morning I was picked up by an MRAP and was finally off to Camp 
          Hughie. It took nine days and five flights to get there from Seattle. Outskirts of Hell Camp Hughie is a tiny droplet of America that leaked 
          from the screaming fire hose of US military might onto the outskirts 
          of the ghetto dust bowl slum that is Jalalabad. Jalalabad, or J-bad, 
          as the soldiers call it, is a place barely distinguishable from what 
          your mind would conjure up when thinking about an Old Testament heathen 
          village. This is a place where people still collect manure to hand-slap 
          into pancake sized crap patties, place them on their roofs to dry, and 
          then light them up to cook and heat their houses with. Filthy. Some 
          nights on base, the air is so thick with this shit-smoke-soup that the 
          few street lamps standing are visually fuzzy from just a hundred feet 
          away or so. Kabul is so full of this rancid fog that military stationed 
          there in the downtown ISAF headquarters get an automatic 10% pay hike 
          as sort of a pre-emptive disability payment. On the streets of Jalalabad, 
          whole slabs of meat hang out in the open air in front of the bloody 
          store-front slaughterhouses, waiting for the next paying customer to 
          willingly belly up to the bar for another round of salmonella roulette. 
          Known, wanted terrorists roam the streets as well. The Army occasionally 
          prints "Wanted" posters of sets of these villains, with half 
          blurred pictures of severe looking men who appear as if they were born 
          for the killing and maiming of others. 
 
          
            |  Camp Hughie at dawn.
 |  Ever mindful of their fallen comrades, the Army named 
          Camp Hughie posthumously after a South Carolina Army Sergeant and medic, 
          Buddy James "Doc" Hughie. On February 17th, 2007, Hughie was 
          embedded with a contingent of Afghan National Army (ANA), on a joint 
          patrol near Kamdsesh, Afghanistan, in nearby Nuristan province. When 
          Taliban insurgents ambushed their convoy with small arms and RPGs, the 
          ANA dismounted their vehicles and scrambled after them. When two soldiers 
          were wounded in the pursuit, "Doc" left the safety of his 
          Humvee and covered several hundred yards of ground to come to their 
          aid. While providing medical attention, Hughie was shot by a Taliban 
          sniper, the bullet piercing just above his body armor and passing through 
          his heart. Such is the legacy of our brave men. When they perish, their 
          brothers' footsteps fall daily on soil that bears their name. When I imagined Camp Hughie in my mind before my trip, 
          I had envisioned a sort of dusty outpost on the edge of the desert, 
          with hot winds blowing and ragged tents flapping in the wind, and indeed, 
          that's about where I ended up. Dave had recently been transferred from 
          Tagab, Afghanistan, where the conditions were just about that, and I 
          had originally applied to visit him there. Even so, as it was, this 
          new environment didn't seem much better than what I had imagined for 
          the other locale, and felt as if it were some sort of a civilized college 
          dorm hell, plopped in the middle of a third world country. Within the 
          thick walls of the small compound, the soldiers live in rows of spartan 
          wooden barracks, with only a few trees to break up the military layout 
          and functionality of the place. The main point of congregation is the 
          dining facility, which they call the D-FAC. Somewhere in the rows of 
          anonymous living sheds, there's a place with a number of very slow computers 
          hooked up to the internet, and also a chapel, but after that, I didn't 
          see many other options for free time. The Afghans have a few shops set 
          up at the entrance of the camps, but it seems that other than work, 
          there is not much else to do at Camp Hughie. To think about spending 
          all of my time there for a few months or a full year there was completely 
          less than an agreeable idea. That's what these guys do, all day long, 
          for up to a year.   That's what I call rollin' hard. Our MRAP convoy 
          for the hospital site visit.
 My first day there, Dave gave me a tour of the camp 
          and we then immediately left the safety of its walls to walk over to 
          another nearby military installation, Finley Shields. Ragged children 
          wandered and played on the dirt streets, looking up at us with surprised, 
          concerned eyes, and then immediately would go about voraciously begging 
          for something. Destroyed buildings from recent and distant conflicts 
          lined the sides of the roads. The vibe as we walked around was tense, 
          like Something Bad was always looming just beyond where we were, trying 
          to make its way to us, and would reach out and touch us if it at all 
          could. Finley Shields was an old Russian base of operations during their 
          years-long vacation amongst the Pashtun. Burned out buildings and large 
          dirt walls loomed, and gunfire was heard from beyond the north side 
          of the compound. Dave took me to an old empty swimming pool where, after 
          the capture of the base by the Afghans, quite a few Russians were massacred. 
          The pool bore testament to that with its many bullet scars from the 
          slaughter, the marks still deeply engraved in the concrete of the pool. 
          At some point, for some reason, someone had taken the time to attempt 
          to fill the divots with white concrete patch.  
          
            |  Dave Disi chats with Colonel Oatfield while 
                George Roemer from USAID and an unknown soldier think it through. |  Later that night, and safely back at camp, my accommodations 
          consisted of a giant tent that was designed to house about 30 men. As 
          it turned out, I was the only one staying there, which I liked a great 
          deal. Mercifully, the weather was excellent. Warm in the day time and 
          fairly warm at night too, much like Southern California. Before I had 
          turned in for the night, I heard a few stories from various sources 
          about the apparent savagery of the locals, and got a few warnings about 
          where to stay away from and what not to do. It was completely eerie 
          to hear the Muslim calls for prayer break out at the same time from 
          several nearby locations. It struck me as if it were a dirge, daily 
          announcing, several times, a reaffirmation of the long-standing and 
          continually-ongoing death of the nation of Afghanistan. Ghosts on the Road The next day, we assembled in a patch of dirt just outside 
          of the camp to roll out in a column of MRAP's (Mine Resistant Ambush 
          Protected) on a site visit to a hospital in the Shinwar District about 
          15 miles south of the camp. Overseeing this trip would be Colonel Oatfield, 
          a medical officer from North Dakota, and George Roemer, from USAID. 
          This was a full-on convoy of Army vehicles, bristling with armor and 
          teeth. What a thrill. Along the way, the landscape was stark and destitute, 
          with barren dirt mountains stretching for miles off into the nothingness, 
          sometimes offering the sight of a small dirt road that led off into 
          the horizon, populated perhaps by a lone horse-drawn cart, heading off-to 
          or arriving-from whatever Abyss lay in the trackless wastes beyond. 
          The road we traveled was lined with poverty-stricken people of all varieties, 
          milling about and going back and forth to the street-side markets and 
          only God knows where else.  A column of MRAPs rolling down the road is Big Interesting 
          Business in Afghanistan, the people there are all about it, one way 
          or the other. From the safety of the back of one of these rolling fortresses, 
          unnoticed through the thick green plate glass covered by anti-RPG grills, 
          I witnessed scores of stoked children waving furiously with the largest 
          of smiles; and also saw many of the disdainful and mistrusting eyes 
          of those whose trust and hope extend only as far as the length of what 
          their fingertips can momentarily clutch. Crude cemeteries with only 
          dirt and rock monuments clung to a hillside. An old burned out Russian 
          tank sat along-side the road. Monstrous jingle trucks passed by heading 
          in the opposite direction, covered with bells and the most ornate of 
          painted decorations, carrying loads that towered over 16 feet tall, 
          apparently arriving from Pakistan. As we traveled along, I was told 
          that out of my view at certain intersection, a man was on the ground 
          being beaten by someone hitting him with a shoe. He sort of reached 
          out, imploring us for help. The soldiers thought that was funny. So 
          did I, sort of. What else can you do but laugh? After about 20 minutes 
          of some of the most purely abject and depressing scenery I could have 
          hoped to have witnessed anywhere, we finally arrived without incident 
          at an intermediate stop known as the Central District, to pay a visit 
          to a local sub-shiek and the chief of police. 
          
            |  George Roemer from USAID, and yours truly, getting 
              ready to roll out to the hospital site visit.
 |  As we unloaded from the MRAP's, I had to pee. It was 
          time to go. As I took a look around to see where I could relieve myself, 
          I saw the cutest of puppies lumbering along about 40 yards to the west 
          of us. It was impossibly tiny, barely weened, and had that puffy white 
          fur we've come to adore in our smallest of canine buddies. About 15 
          yards away from him, as he struggled to make his way along, an Afghan 
          was throwing rocks at him. The man was using rocks about the size of 
          large strawberries, and was aiming carefully and throwing hard. We were 
          headed in the opposite direction. The dog stumbled along under the onslaught 
          and I looked away. I came to find out later that Afghans hate dogs. 
          There was nothing I could do. As is apparently customary for this sort of trip, goodies 
          were brought along to distract all of us from the miseries of rampant 
          Pashtun animal cruelty, in this instance: radios powered by a hand cranking 
          device. Along the way to the meeting a short distance away, Dave looked 
          for a worthy suspect to unhand this distinctly American prize to, and 
          quickly was found an old man crouched on the ground who was certainly 
          just weeks away from his expiration date. Certainly the ownership of 
          a brand new radio would do nothing to shorten this man's grasp of his 
          mortal coil, so a radio indeed he received. He looked up quizzically 
          at the interpreter, as if being gifted a radio was the last thing he 
          could actually comprehend, after perhaps for the previous week internally 
          meditating on the tally of the total number of goats he had beaten to 
          death in his lifetime. He was a long way from being even 10% present 
          with us, but the impromptu Christmas party immediately attracted a whole 
          band of interested locals, who also wanted a radio. One fellow in particular 
          who didn't get a radio began to pester us for one, but we were fresh 
          out.  Excuse me sir, have you heard of Bose Wave technology?
 After taking quite a few pictures of this interaction, 
          I still had to pee, and headed over to the meeting with the local chieftans 
          to see if I could find a can. When I rounded the corner of the dirt 
          wall into the field where the proceedings were to transpire, I was shocked. 
          After all of the dire sights on the road on the way there, we had stumbled 
          into a veritable Garden of Eden. It was as if all the horrors of sight, 
          sound and smell of Afghanistan were briefly washed away in this place 
          and there was finally, somehow, just beauty and peace. Completely amazing, 
          it was almost spiritual. I shook the hands of the local poo-bahs and 
          sat down with the soldiers as they talked to them through an interpreter 
          about intelligence matters and news of potential importance. One of 
          the Georgia National Guardsmen in the crew there had told me that we 
          might be expecting The Most Delicious Chai of All Time to be served, 
          and sure enough, they brought the stuff out in some version of an ancient 
          metal pot, and dang; just as foretold, the stuff was excellent. The 
          chai also clearly emphasized to my spiritual and physical condition 
          the fact that I still had to urinate, so when I finally felt like I'd 
          satisfied enough of the relevant social requirements of that engagement, 
          I asked one of the soldiers with me about a place to go. He shook his 
          head ruefully and pointed to a small dirt structure over in the corner 
          of the compound, and I cautiously made my way over to it. The horrors 
          that flashed through my mind about what I'd see when I opened the rickety 
          wooden door of the outhouse flung themselves well into the category 
          of "severe." Thankfully, all that was there was a dirt hole 
          in the ground.  Once my physical requirements were thus satisfied, I 
          made my way back to the group. Soon after, we went for a walk for some 
          reason around the compound. It was beautiful. There were orange trees 
          and workers farming and people sitting on blankets eating lunch. For 
          some reason, the place was saturated with goats with testicles the size 
          of volleyballs. I am not kidding you. Much levity was rallied back and 
          forth over this fact, and it soon became apparent that these goats were 
          tame. Tame enough to take pictures with. After about 10 minutes of strolling 
          and picture taking and goat posing, we were off. As we loaded up to 
          go to the hospital, the man who previously had not received a radio 
          was still bugging us about it. Sorry amigo.  The Garden of Eden? Naaaaah, I guess not. Central 
          District.
 A Bench and  Big Stick Another 10 minutes of driving or so put us near the 
          hospital. The cool part about this excursion was we had to walk a stretch 
          to get onto the actual hospital grounds, so we had to physically hoof 
          it around scores of untrustworthy looking citizenry who would rather, 
          apparently, not have us on their patch of caliphate-destined patch of 
          Islamic earth. When we arrived at the hospital, we were greeted by a 
          party of hospital staff, and then taken up to a room where a meeting 
          was to take place. A few members of the staff were interviewed about 
          the needs of the facility and for some reason there was a really old 
          guy there who just stared off into space, saying nothing and moving 
          in only microscopic increments. I am somehow sure he was chosen to be 
          there strictly because he was so old that he was judged by doctors to 
          be only moments away from death, and that he'd make his eternal exit 
          to his harem of Completely Horrified 70 Virgins right there at the meeting, 
          which would act as an exclamation point of sorts to emphasize the neediness 
          of the institution. Despite their brilliant scheming, the old man survived. After the meeting, there was given to us a tour of the 
          buildings and grounds, and boy did it last a long time. As an offset 
          to this sort of unusual boredom, many strange sights unveiled themselves. 
          George mentioned that while rummaging through some boxes, he found one 
          that said USAID, the organization he works for. Much to his surprise, 
          he said it was full of USAID condoms. Yum. In one building, there was 
          a small room with small sign above it declaring "Mental Health 
          OPD." In the room was a bench, and a big stick. I am not kidding 
          you. Next to this room was a cartoon-style poster of a disheveled man 
          with wild hair and ripped up clothes, a sort of information guide on 
          how to deal with mentally ill people. In one of the panels, there were 
          people throwing rocks at the mentally ill guy, with a big red "X" 
          over the panel. This made me acutely aware of my own shortcomings, as 
          it made me realize that I regularly engage in this sort of woeful behavior. 
          O, how wisdom tends to overtake us so late in life.
  Dave looks on while members of the Georgia National 
          Guard throw down with the local wildlife.
 
          
            |  No time like now to get down on a feast. Hey 
                wait, who's that dude? |  As we left the compound, a decision was made to hand 
          out some more radios when we got back to the trucks. Dave jumped up 
          on to the trailer and started passing out radios, and no sooner did 
          he do so than a mob appeared. Kids and teenagers and adults alike appeared 
          out of thin air and a sort of bleak tension filled the air. It was crazy. 
          To keep people away from the vehicles, he threw a few into the crowd. 
          It was mayhem. In America, when a toy or piece of candy is thrown from 
          a float during a parade, for example, whoever gets the treat goes home 
          with it, right? Period. In Afghanistan, they fight to the death for 
          it. A kid would get a radio and hug it for dear life while everyone 
          around him, including those much older than him, would try to brutally 
          pry it out from beneath his arms. During one of the final technology 
          scuffles of the day, one of the radios flew out of someone's grasp and 
          tumbled down the bank into the water of a nearby canal. Scores of kids 
          clambered down the bank and into the water. The radio was no doubt rendered 
          useless, but the fight continued. Much to my surprise, our old Afghan 
          buddy who didn't manage to get a radio back at the Central District 
          had somehow turned up as well. Rewarded for his persistence, he was 
          one of the first to leave with his prize. As it was, the whole point of the expedition was to 
          see what the needs of the hospital were and how we as Americans could 
          help. I know that USAID will likely have some input on that equation, 
          and it looks as if there are funds coming from some division of the 
          Army perhaps as well, where exactly they'll be coming from, I'm not 
          sure precisely. What I do know is that America is, as usual, trying 
          to help wherever it can. Men of Many Hats  Dave Disi joined the US Armed Forces on last day of 
          the last millenium: December 31st, 1999. Along with that memorable entry 
          date, it's not every day you run into someone in the Army who has two 
          Ivy League master's degrees, one from Harvard and the other from Columbia. 
          That's pretty crazy. Even wilder, Dave left his emerging markets trading 
          desk at a major investment bank to sleep on wood sticks thrown hastily 
          onto the hard dirt in the wretched environs of Tagab in Eastern Afghanistan, 
          a place where fatal firefights with the Taliban occurred several times 
          a week. An Army Ranger, Dave showed me some pretty wild pictures from 
          that place, also playing a video taken by a French cameraman of one 
          of their engagements with the Taliban, and I will never forget it. Hostile. 
          This wasn't the first time he left a job most people would dream about, 
          as he also fought for the good 'ole US of A in the the dirty streets 
          of Iraq. Sheesh. Right on. After our sight-seeing foray to the hospital 
          the day before, our next Big Adventure would take place just the next 
          day.  Don't mind the bloodstain on the sheet, we'll take 
          real good care of you.
 This was reputed to be a pretty big deal. Apparently, 
          the Afghan Border Police were dedicating a huge facility just north 
          of Jalalabad. NBC, CNN, and The New York Times were planning to roll-up-hard-in-the-hood 
          also if the menacing snowstorm that had been capturing the attention 
          of Kabul over the previous couple of days didn't keep the airport shut 
          down. Ed Vowel, a State Department representative, would be Camp Hughie's 
          leading player there. In addition, this dedication would also include 
          a large shura (tribal meeting), where the local maliks (tribal leaders 
          and elders) would show up and decide what The Deal was gonna be 'til 
          the next shura. I should back up a bit and state that just a few weeks 
          earlier, the 1-108th at Camp Hughie had been instrumental in initiating 
          the first shura that had been held in quite some time, and there was 
          some satisfaction and even excitement expressed concerning the results. 
          At the first shura, the maliks agreed on a few agreeable things. Among 
          them... and quoted directly from the lamb skin parchment written in 
          goats blood.... "The shura proclaims that the Shinwari Tribe stands 
          unified against all insurgent groups, specifically the Taliban, as well 
          as all corruption and illegal activities that threaten the Afghan people 
          and GIRoA." (Btw, if you figure out what "GIRoA" means, 
          please write to me.) "The shura proclaims the Shinwari Tribe will not 
          provide shleter or support of any kind for members of the Taliban. If 
          members of the tribe are found to have sheltered the Taliban, they will 
          have to pay one million Afghanis." (USD 20,000-23,000) "The shura authorizes the burning of residences 
          of those found harboring Taliban. The shura authorizes the expulsion 
          of those found harboring Taliban." "The shura agrees that no poppy will be cultivated 
          or refined in the Shinwari tribal areas. Those found guilty will be 
          subject to the same punishment as those harboring the Taliban."  Let's get out of here. The locals approve.
 The shura went on to include things like requiring a 
          male of fighting age from every household in the event of Taliban activity 
          and the like, and also, interestingly, included a provision for a tribe's 
          "own version of reconciliation" in the event a Taliban fighter 
          related to those in an individual tribe wanted to reform himself. Most 
          important of all though, no doubt, was the demand requiring the return 
          of that golden statue from the Indiana Jones movie, which they have 
          long claimed as their own. On the morning of the building dedication, maliks galore 
          gathered at Camp Hughie to get the party started. They went into a room 
          and got some money apparently, and this time... This Time... it would 
          be different. This time someone would follow these guys around the market 
          as the money was spent, to ensure it was being spent on things like 
          food and supplies for the community. No more Rolexes! Anyway, after 
          that part of the bar crawl adjourned, we were all off to the building 
          dedication in the MRAP's. Somewhere along the way, as we rounded a corner, 
          I saw the coolest and scariest thing ever. As a part of our escort, 
          these black-hooded, muhajideen-looking fellows in pick-up trucks with 
          50 caliber machine guns were acting as our escort. It was Road Warrior 
          meets jihadi video. It was bad to the bone. Good for them. Whoever they 
          were, these guys have not given up on the shock value of the sight of 
          guys in tiny trucks with black rags wrapped around their faces running 
          around roughshod in the back of Somali-style desert technicals with 
          guns that have a recoil big enough to knock the trigger-puller, weapon 
          and all, straight out the back of the bed at 60 mph. Right on. That's 
          like a cartoon. If I were facing that, I would likely give up without 
          a fight just on the basis of the visual. Burly to the core.  Ed Vowel from the State Department greets arriving 
          maliks. How 'bout those hats?
 Just as unusual as the countryside romp we took the 
          day before, Jalalabad was also full of wicked weirdness. It reminded 
          me of Kabul, which was so impoverished that I saw a kid on the sidewalk 
          with a scale, the kind you have on the floor in your bathroom, selling 
          weight measurements. That's all he had, just a scale he rummaged from 
          a dump somewhere. I also saw kids in Kabul picking through garbage piles 
          with sticks looking for stuff to eat. Unreal. Jalalabad offered similarly 
          strange sights: Lots of blue ninjas (what the soldiers call women in 
          blue burkahs, which were quite fashionable in that area apparently), 
          and conversely (or similarly) more slabs of uncovered meat of all varieties 
          hanging on hooks in front of street front butcher shops. A kid climbing 
          a scary ten foot tall fence to get to an orange grove. A guy herding 
          sheep through the middle of town, on a busy street. A school with thousands 
          and thousands of metal chairs stacked up on the roof, tangled and intertwined. 
          Somehow, unbelievably, there was even a sort of small carnival in the 
          middle of town, the culmination of the rides being one of those swinging 
          pirate ships. Dave called it "the amusement park from hell." 
          All of it was strange in a very depressing sort of way. Just gross. When we arrived at the building dedication, I found 
          out what a big deal it actually was. There next to the rows of the large 
          brand new buildings of the compound were hundreds of neatly parked pick-up 
          trucks and hundreds upon hundreds of soldiers and police. We all made 
          our way into a building where the huge malik gathering and building 
          dedication were to take place. Up the cement path came an endless procession 
          of American and Afghan generals and other military types, who would 
          all greet each other warmly and then head into the building. In the 
          midst of that, tons of maliks and tribal leaders of all varieties rolled 
          up, each somehow wearing a different crazy hat, it was haberdashery 
          mayhem.  NBC interviewing a man who was obviously born to 
          be The Man, General George.
 After we all filtered into the building, many, many, 
          many speeches were made, mostly in foreign languages. One American general 
          spoke, but the rest of the time, an endless procession of Big Hat Wearing 
          Tribal Elders made their way up to the podium, starting their speeches 
          quietly while slowly whipping themselves into an angered state, with 
          much finger pointing and other gesticulating occurring all the while. 
          The only entertainment available during the two hour Ramble Fest was 
          counting how many times the cell phones of the attending police and 
          soldiers punctuated the proceedings over and over again. Dave counted 
          24 separate interruptions. Wow. What a day.  Ed Vowel, our local State Department rep, spent long 
          hours after the meeting talking with the big wigs. Apparently the upshot 
          was that many more maliks got on board with the previous shura proclamations, 
          and of course, the building was dedicated. The local Afghans were now 
          apparently more on board than ever with the Taliban fight, and the military 
          now had a huge facility and many more vehicles by which to prowl the 
          surrounding landscape, looking for bad guys that hopefully we can give 
          up hunting someday. The event was big news, making the front page of 
          the New York Times and getting some big press in a number of other national 
          publications. The shura model, with all of its proclamations and penalties, 
          was something that, it was hoped, would translate well throughout the 
          rest of the country for acquiring the continuing and increasing cooperation 
          of the Afghans. And do I need to mention that that all of this started 
          with the efforts of the 1-108th at Camp Hughie? C'est vrai. 
          
            |  Hey, have you seen the other guy in the brown 
              hat? I've been looking for him all day. ABP building dedication.
 |  Cursed: God bless America I spent a few more days at Camp Hughie interviewing 
          folks and talking to people. As I left Finley Shields for Kabul via 
          a Molson helicopter flight on the last morning of my stay there, I had 
          a lot of time to think about what I was leaving behind. I was not sad 
          to go. Below our helicopter, shepherds herded their flocks on anonymous 
          hillsides, and farther up the mountains, Shangrila-type villages with 
          Nepal-style terra-farming hugged the upper reaches of the hills. Farther 
          upward, snow encased peaks not far geographically separated from the 
          Himilaya starkly contrasted the blue horizon. Strange depressions in 
          the dirt pock-marked the ground below, perhaps evidence of past artillery 
          or ordinance engagements. Meanwhile, the people below us went about 
          their daily rituals of abject poverty in what I can't imagine as anything 
          other than complete despair. The mountains were like a beautiful stage 
          backdrop to a horrific play taking place below it. Yuck.  Although at times beautiful, Afghanistan is, in my estimation, 
          nothing more than a wretched Kingdom of Dirt, occupied, by and large, 
          by a Godless, rudimentary, and nearly savage people who have scrambled 
          to survive by any means necessary for thousands of years. Their culture 
          is like a woven tapestry that threads back millennia, ruled by effectively 
          indecipherable codes and customs and undercurrents that could only be 
          partially explained by even the most educated native Pashtun. As is 
          well understood by now, major world empires have tried again and again 
          to simply show up and colonialize yet another exotic land for their 
          own purposes, only to be eventually thoroughly overwhelmed by a people 
          who push out by the strength of their ancient cultural weave any group 
          that believes they can merely unthread the first few millimeters of 
          this impossibly long braid.  Mmmmmm, smell the air, soak in the sights.
 From the multitude of stories I heard while I was in 
          Afghanistan about how the people carry on there that made me literally 
          sick, to the vicious things I personally saw and experienced from the 
          people who live there, what I know is this: Afghanistan is under a curse. 
          The last words I uttered when I left there was, "This place is 
          cursed." Despite this, say what you will about America's involvement 
          in the affairs of wretched little foreign countries overseas, what I 
          also know is this: The heart of America is good. What other nation would 
          thoroughly destroy a wretched little country where its latest enemy 
          was birthed and then attempt rebuild it again from scratch for the good 
          of those who remained? While the Soviets, Afghanistan's most recent 
          colonialist johnny-come-lately, created toy bombs to drop from airplanes 
          to maim kids who happened to joyfully stumble upon them, we're sending 
          out good folks like George Roemer and Colonel Oatfield on site-visits 
          to Afghan hospitals to see what we might be able to supply. While the 
          British, the colonialists who came before that, denied even the existence 
          of their own invasion, creative Americans like Ed Vowel are organizing 
          tribal leaders in an attempt to push out the presence and influence 
          of the most serious of bad guys. To what effect all of these efforts 
          will be is unknown. Whether we as Americans can afford all of this or 
          not is also a virulently suspect quantity. Whether or not we'll have 
          the will to try to continue to steer this ancient culture in a direction 
          that benefits us over the long term can't be said either. Honestly, it was very difficult to write this article, 
          I struggled to finish it. The impact of the things I saw there runs 
          deep. The most difficult part of thinking through the experience of 
          having visited Afghanistan is that I left thousands upon thousands of 
          Americans, just like you and me, who have to live there every day and 
          deal with that emotional monstrosity. Unbelievable. It makes me heartsick 
          to remember that so many of our guys and gals are still there having 
          to deal with that intense, sickening vibe and the strange temperament 
          of that unusual land. In summary, what I can tell you about all of this, 
          is that the heart of America has always been good, and remains so. In 
          this pursuit, our treasured men and women of the US Armed Forces like 
          Captain Dave Disi and the rest of 1-108th at Camp Hughie are keeping 
          watch over every last little bit of our expression of it. God bless 
          them all.  The view out back, Jalalabad. God bless them all.
 
 
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