Clever Words

Heavenly Concert

   There's a concert at my place tonight. Actually, it's really a party but the guests who are coming are professional operatic singers.

   During my college days I was part of a choral group called the UPCC. Yeah, I sang operatic style. Hard to believe, huh? I was more a puttering toot compared to the trumpets of everyone else. Well, tonight the loudest of the trumpets will be there. Several of them will have perfect pitch. Legend has it that the frustrated perfectionists in the group would shame and call out members who were off-key. Such was the high end caliber of this elite group of singers. Some of these friends have performed in front of dignitaries across the globe. Most of them "grew up" to more "ordinary" professions --- only to burst out in song during social gatherings. It's a beautiful sight to watch the surprise in people's eyes when my friends release their gifts (more like super powers) to the unsuspecting crowd.

   I wish YOU could come. I wish we could share this experience. Maybe this is what heaven is like --- where we share each other's life and there are no more time constraints. Heaven --- so much to look forward to. But for now it's just Friday ... thank God for Fridays.

Wisdom from Rodeny of Manitoba, B.C.
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The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

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John 14:2

Clever Word Usage
An Oldie but Goldie sent in by Tom of Pasadena, CA

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Emergency Number
Sent in by Mike of New York

Advice for all new Muslim Jihadi immigrants :
If you are trapped in a burning house or have been seriously injured and are bleeding to death, the new emergency number is:-


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Videos of the week:

Biker Insists 10 Year Old Girl Sit on His Bike
Don of Kelowna, B.C.

Biker and 10 year old

I didn't expect the ending.

Teenage Boy Dances with Older Woman
Charles of New Jersey

Teenage dancer

This young kid asks this older woman for a dance. You can see it in her face that she's amazed at this young lad's expertise. Don't you wish you could dance like that when you were his age?

Tap Dancing with Gregory Hines
Norm the Arcadia Accountant

Tap Dancing

From Latin dance, we move now to American Tap Dance. Gregory Hines makes this loook so effortless.

Light Saber Wedding Dance
Norm the Arcadia Accountant

Light Saber Wedding Dance

OK, if you're planning to get married, you need to think of something better than this.


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