Bear
Story Contributed by Don of Kewlona, B.C.

Divorce
Letter Contributed by Don of Kewlona, B.C.

Dear
Wife,
Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years & I have nothing
to show for it. These last two weeks have been torture. Your boss called
to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut,
had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk
boxers. You ate in two minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching
all of your soaps. You dont tell me you love me anymore; you dont
want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either youre
cheating on me or you dont love me anymore; whatever the case, Im
gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Dont
try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my
day more than receiving your letter. Its true you & I have been
married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've
been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining
& griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was You
look just like a girl! Since my mother raised me not to say anything
if you cant say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked
my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because
I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I
turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &
I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50.00
from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt
we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit
my job & bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you
were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you
wrote ensures you wont get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife,
Rich & Free!
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P.S. I don't
know if I ever told you, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope
that's not a problem. |
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(obviously written by
a very angry woman)
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Videos of the week: (click
on the picture and if it leads to a wrong link, go to the website where
I will make the correction)
Why
Dogs Make the Perfect Babysitters Contributed
by Norm of Arcadia,
CA
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Funny collection of dogs and their baby masters.
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Nice
Reminder
Contributed by Don of Kewlona, B.C.
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This video got me teary eyed. Reminded me of my childhood.
Our budget was tight. I accompanied my Mom to buy school supplies.
I spotted a comic book of Pinnocchio and I really wanted it. My
Mom agonized over the decision but said if I promised to take care
of it she'd get it for me. I kept it until I was past college. Then
I handed it down to my nephew.
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Uptown
Funk Dance Video in One Take
Contributed by Tom of Pasadena, CA
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A theater teacher and his students do their own take
of the "Uptown Funk" video (not sure that is but that's
what they call it). And the craziest part? The whole thing was shot
in one take!
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Ewok
Dog on Treadmill
Contributed by Norm
of Arcadia, CA
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Cute little guy. The illusion is just funny.
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Truth
Behind Sushi
Contributed by Rey of
Simi Valley, CA
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Someone finally spilled the beans (or should I say,
"spilled the Miso Soup"). Yes. Out of the billions of
Japanese all over the world, a secret camera caught these two Japanese
candidly talking about Japanese restaurants. Now you have the inside
scoop! TGIF people! Tomorrow I do caricatures for the Lion's Club!
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Comments
Anonymous
Fri, 02/13/2015 - 10:58
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Great Story
Ha ha...great story! I even read it to my hiusband...he is jealous that you are so healthy without even trying :) Must be all that basketball playing!
Take care bro!
Raoul
Fri, 02/13/2015 - 11:10
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Imperfect
I'm really surprised that I was considered healthy because I know I'm far from it.
Tell Albert that the views and opinions expressed by the management and staff of LA Fitness do not necessarily constitute empirical evidence that Raoul is the perfect specimen of homo sapiens.
Anonymous
Fri, 02/13/2015 - 11:01
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A defining moment
Dear Raoul,You got me at the "tear jerker". That incident with you and I and Pinocchio comics, stays in my mind as a shining memory of what we are as a family, and what you are as a person and me as a mother. I feel so proud of you as my son. ... Nowadays, they call it "a defining moment." And it is. And so grateful are we to the Lord for giving us such a moment.
Someday, when the [grand kids] will be old enough to understand, I hope you tell this story to them. It will be something they can pass on to their children in turn.
love ya!
[Raoul's Mom]
Glad to hear of your health fitness. God is good.